<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6150016841058881082</id><updated>2011-04-21T12:23:21.688-07:00</updated><title type='text'>DITZY DIVAS</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6150016841058881082/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Brenda</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/TI5Mm3hfgfI/AAAAAAAAANg/PFzXn3hsax8/S220/me+and+Jim.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6150016841058881082.post-6535548562666747942</id><published>2008-06-14T09:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-12T18:56:56.732-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Beach Blast Re-Scheduled</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;Our &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;June 21st&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#3366ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;BEACH BLAST BINGO&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; has been &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;changed to &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;July 26th&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; due to an illness in our host chapter. Wishing &lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ccff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hilda&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;and her family a speedy recovery. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SFPxPzXXA4I/AAAAAAAAAII/2OTpqMn0vOc/s1600-h/age+fifty.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5211774447586313090" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SFPxPzXXA4I/AAAAAAAAAII/2OTpqMn0vOc/s320/age+fifty.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Change your calendar date girls, freshen up those &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#6633ff;"&gt;tube tops&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;thongs&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; and get ready to hit the sand!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6150016841058881082-6535548562666747942?l=ditzydivas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/feeds/6535548562666747942/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6150016841058881082&amp;postID=6535548562666747942' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6150016841058881082/posts/default/6535548562666747942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6150016841058881082/posts/default/6535548562666747942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/2008/06/beach-blast-re-scheduled.html' title='Beach Blast Re-Scheduled'/><author><name>Brenda</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/TI5Mm3hfgfI/AAAAAAAAANg/PFzXn3hsax8/S220/me+and+Jim.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SFPxPzXXA4I/AAAAAAAAAII/2OTpqMn0vOc/s72-c/age+fifty.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6150016841058881082.post-5686894244142575519</id><published>2008-05-18T10:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-12T18:56:56.883-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Beachless Beach Blast!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SDBxbUn34wI/AAAAAAAAAIA/8fS9vm3z5QE/s1600-h/IMGP1727.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5201782283819279106" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SDBxbUn34wI/AAAAAAAAAIA/8fS9vm3z5QE/s320/IMGP1727.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Land or Sea, us old (some young)broads know how to have a good time. We're Clemmons bound on June 21 with our imagination in tow. If we're told we're at the beach then the beach it is....Thanks to the &lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;PURPLE&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;BUTTERFLIES &lt;/strong&gt;of the TRIAD&lt;/span&gt; for hosting this event of beach blanket bingo, catch of the day door prizes, shopping on the boardwalk, flip flop 50/50 raffle and top it all of with a sea side luncheon. Adorn those &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;red&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;or &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff99ff;"&gt;pink&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;hats, put on your sun screen and we'll see you at the beach.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6150016841058881082-5686894244142575519?l=ditzydivas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/feeds/5686894244142575519/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6150016841058881082&amp;postID=5686894244142575519' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6150016841058881082/posts/default/5686894244142575519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6150016841058881082/posts/default/5686894244142575519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/2008/05/beachless-beach-blast.html' title='Beachless Beach Blast!'/><author><name>Brenda</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/TI5Mm3hfgfI/AAAAAAAAANg/PFzXn3hsax8/S220/me+and+Jim.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SDBxbUn34wI/AAAAAAAAAIA/8fS9vm3z5QE/s72-c/IMGP1727.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6150016841058881082.post-3844893119138919321</id><published>2008-05-18T10:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-12T18:56:57.107-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Failed Attempt</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SDBtwUn34tI/AAAAAAAAAHo/2Wu7ecLBbOM/s1600-h/red+hat+cat.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5201778246550020818" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SDBtwUn34tI/AAAAAAAAAHo/2Wu7ecLBbOM/s320/red+hat+cat.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Deborah or myself managed to get to the Queen's council meeting on May 3, 2008. Deborah was sick with crud and I've torn some cartilage in my knee and still under doctors care as I up date this long ignored blog spot on May 18. Missed seeing our regulars and missed the chance to meet new friends. Hope to see every one soon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Have a &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;RED HAT&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; day.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6150016841058881082-3844893119138919321?l=ditzydivas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/feeds/3844893119138919321/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6150016841058881082&amp;postID=3844893119138919321' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6150016841058881082/posts/default/3844893119138919321'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6150016841058881082/posts/default/3844893119138919321'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/2008/05/failed-attempt.html' title='Failed Attempt'/><author><name>Brenda</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/TI5Mm3hfgfI/AAAAAAAAANg/PFzXn3hsax8/S220/me+and+Jim.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SDBtwUn34tI/AAAAAAAAAHo/2Wu7ecLBbOM/s72-c/red+hat+cat.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6150016841058881082.post-3045440933912112286</id><published>2008-05-02T09:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-12T18:56:57.251-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Shine up those Scepters</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SBs_XPVcC8I/AAAAAAAAAHg/h19XmpK1L4Y/s1600-h/hugs+and+flowers.gif"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SBs_XPVcC8I/AAAAAAAAAHg/h19XmpK1L4Y/s1600-h/hugs+and+flowers.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195816263587990466" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SBs_XPVcC8I/AAAAAAAAAHg/h19XmpK1L4Y/s320/hugs+and+flowers.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33cc00;"&gt;Wishing every one a safe and happy journey to the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Queen's Council&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color:#33cc00;"&gt;in Winston Salem tomorrow, Saturday May 3, 20&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33cc00;"&gt;Don't forget to wear&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;flowers &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33cc00;"&gt;on that&lt;/span&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3366ff;"&gt;s&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff99ff;"&gt;p&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;r&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ffff;"&gt;i&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#9999ff;"&gt;g&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;span style="color:#33cc00;"&gt;bonnet.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6150016841058881082-3045440933912112286?l=ditzydivas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/feeds/3045440933912112286/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6150016841058881082&amp;postID=3045440933912112286' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6150016841058881082/posts/default/3045440933912112286'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6150016841058881082/posts/default/3045440933912112286'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/2008/05/shine-up-those-scepters.html' title='Shine up those Scepters'/><author><name>Brenda</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/TI5Mm3hfgfI/AAAAAAAAANg/PFzXn3hsax8/S220/me+and+Jim.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SBs_XPVcC8I/AAAAAAAAAHg/h19XmpK1L4Y/s72-c/hugs+and+flowers.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6150016841058881082.post-4271194532116133207</id><published>2008-04-26T05:50:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-12T18:56:57.545-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SBMlovVcC7I/AAAAAAAAAHY/FZUpoZRuwTQ/s1600-h/flower+center+piece.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193536177119693746" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SBMlovVcC7I/AAAAAAAAAHY/FZUpoZRuwTQ/s320/flower+center+piece.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#6600cc;"&gt;Happy 10th Birthday&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Red Hat Society&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;APRIL 25&lt;br /&gt;The year was nineteen ninety-eight&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;And on one special day&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;A group of girlfriends joined their hands&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;And ventured out to play.&lt;br /&gt;They went to feast on scones and tea&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;On April twenty-fifth&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;They never could have guessed this thought&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;Would prove to be a gift!&lt;br /&gt;Around the lacy tablecloth&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;They sipped and munched and chatted&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;In shades of purple they were garbed&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;And each one was red hatted!&lt;br /&gt;Drinking tea and giggling&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;They had their best time, ever&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;When had they shared such fun before?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;The answer? It was never!&lt;br /&gt;So they decided on the spot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;They'd meet like this again.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;They'd ask their other friends to come&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;And tell them where and when.&lt;br /&gt;This new "Red Hat Society"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;(Yes, that's the name they chose)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;Began that very afternoon&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;As everybody knows.&lt;br /&gt;Now friendship, fun and sisterhood&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;Are spreading 'round the world'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;Cause nothing is as fun, it seems,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;As playing with the girls!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;A Birthday Poem from Sue Ellen&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6150016841058881082-4271194532116133207?l=ditzydivas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/feeds/4271194532116133207/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6150016841058881082&amp;postID=4271194532116133207' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6150016841058881082/posts/default/4271194532116133207'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6150016841058881082/posts/default/4271194532116133207'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/2008/04/happy-10th-birthday-red-hat-society.html' title=''/><author><name>Brenda</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/TI5Mm3hfgfI/AAAAAAAAANg/PFzXn3hsax8/S220/me+and+Jim.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SBMlovVcC7I/AAAAAAAAAHY/FZUpoZRuwTQ/s72-c/flower+center+piece.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6150016841058881082.post-303915031304475765</id><published>2008-04-23T09:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-12T18:56:57.739-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Laughter is the best medicine!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SA9hCfVcC4I/AAAAAAAAAHA/Wtr8FJjovmI/s1600-h/old+red+hat+bat.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192475590780521346" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SA9hCfVcC4I/AAAAAAAAAHA/Wtr8FJjovmI/s320/old+red+hat+bat.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;Q:&lt;/span&gt; Where can men over the age of 50 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;A:&lt;/span&gt; Try a bookstore-------under fiction.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6633ff;"&gt;Q:&lt;/span&gt; What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;A:&lt;/span&gt; Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6633ff;"&gt;Q:&lt;/span&gt; Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;A:&lt;/span&gt; Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt.'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6633ff;"&gt;Q:&lt;/span&gt; How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;A:&lt;/span&gt; Tell him you're pregnant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6633ff;"&gt;Q:&lt;/span&gt; How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;A:&lt;/span&gt; Take off your glasses&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6633ff;"&gt;Q:&lt;/span&gt; Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;A:&lt;/span&gt; Go braless. It will usually pull them out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6633ff;"&gt;Q:&lt;/span&gt; Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;A:&lt;/span&gt; Valets don't forget where they park your car.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6633ff;"&gt;Q:&lt;/span&gt; Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;A:&lt;/span&gt; Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6633ff;"&gt;Q:&lt;/span&gt; As people age, do they sleep more soundly?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;A:&lt;/span&gt; Yes, but usually in the afternoon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6666cc;"&gt;Q:&lt;/span&gt; Where should 50+ year olds look for eye glasses?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;A:&lt;/span&gt; On their foreheads.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6633ff;"&gt;Q:&lt;/span&gt; What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;A:&lt;/span&gt; 'Gosh, I remember these.' &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6150016841058881082-303915031304475765?l=ditzydivas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/feeds/303915031304475765/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6150016841058881082&amp;postID=303915031304475765' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6150016841058881082/posts/default/303915031304475765'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6150016841058881082/posts/default/303915031304475765'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/2008/04/laughter-is-best-medicine.html' title='Laughter is the best medicine!'/><author><name>Brenda</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/TI5Mm3hfgfI/AAAAAAAAANg/PFzXn3hsax8/S220/me+and+Jim.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SA9hCfVcC4I/AAAAAAAAAHA/Wtr8FJjovmI/s72-c/old+red+hat+bat.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6150016841058881082.post-4667545075916729771</id><published>2008-04-18T07:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-12T18:56:57.858-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Red Hats on the Mountain</title><content type='html'>~~ April 17, 2008 was a heart warming day shared&lt;br /&gt;with &lt;strong&gt;314&lt;/strong&gt; other &lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;"&lt;strong&gt;HAT&lt;span style="color:#ffccff;"&gt;TERS&lt;/span&gt;".&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; The hosting chapter &lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#3366ff;"&gt;"Rubies and Pearls"&lt;/span&gt; of Hillsville, Virginia provided a fun filled day with lots of entertainment, vendors, plenty of food and a promise of doing it all again next year. What a group of friendly ladies they are.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SAjSZfnxjSI/AAAAAAAAAG0/HSCXK6NAyk0/s1600-h/SV104688.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190629905971383586" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 213px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 288px" height="290" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SAjSZfnxjSI/AAAAAAAAAG0/HSCXK6NAyk0/s320/SV104688.JPG" width="213" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SAjSZfnxjSI/AAAAAAAAAG0/HSCXK6NAyk0/s1600-h/SV104688.JPG"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#6600cc;"&gt;Queen Linda&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; was officially crowned and the coronation was beautiful and also a barrel of laughs. Thanks for sharing this day with us.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Next outing will be the May 3, 2008 Queen's Council meeting in Winston Salem, NC. See all of you Queens and Vice Queens there. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6150016841058881082-4667545075916729771?l=ditzydivas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/feeds/4667545075916729771/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6150016841058881082&amp;postID=4667545075916729771' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6150016841058881082/posts/default/4667545075916729771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6150016841058881082/posts/default/4667545075916729771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/2008/04/red-hats-on-mountain.html' title='Red Hats on the Mountain'/><author><name>Brenda</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/TI5Mm3hfgfI/AAAAAAAAANg/PFzXn3hsax8/S220/me+and+Jim.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/SAjSZfnxjSI/AAAAAAAAAG0/HSCXK6NAyk0/s72-c/SV104688.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6150016841058881082.post-7293458067589915283</id><published>2008-03-10T13:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-12T18:56:58.122-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome to our blog!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/R9WdS2Gku1I/AAAAAAAAAFA/bwY0dwnte-0/s1600-h/old+red+hatter.gif"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;H&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/R9WtFWGku9I/AAAAAAAAAGc/oQZ9BRNEcIQ/s1600-h/het.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176233654076357586" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/R9WtFWGku9I/AAAAAAAAAGc/oQZ9BRNEcIQ/s320/het.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;ello! We're &lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;DITZY&lt;/span&gt; DIVAS&lt;/span&gt; and are a new chapter in Trinity, NC. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;We're interested in all the fun that's being had and shared by all in the RED HAT SOCIETY. We would like to share our events and &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;outings&lt;/span&gt; with every one and hope that each of you will return the favor...... Queen Deborah and Vice Queen Brenda attended their first Queen's Council meeting this past week end in &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;Pineville&lt;/span&gt;, NC as the &lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;DITZY&lt;/span&gt; DIVAS.&lt;/span&gt; These gals down there are true RED HAT LADIES and they are so much fun to around. We have another event planned for April 17 in &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;Hillsville&lt;/span&gt;,Va given by the &lt;span style="color:#ff99ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rubies and Pearls&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;. Check back often to see what's new with us, please post and keep us informed as to what your plans are as well.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6150016841058881082-7293458067589915283?l=ditzydivas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/feeds/7293458067589915283/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6150016841058881082&amp;postID=7293458067589915283' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6150016841058881082/posts/default/7293458067589915283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6150016841058881082/posts/default/7293458067589915283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ditzydivas.blogspot.com/2008/03/welcome-to-our-blog.html' title='Welcome to our blog!'/><author><name>Brenda</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/TI5Mm3hfgfI/AAAAAAAAANg/PFzXn3hsax8/S220/me+and+Jim.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_03RWt_KfQKE/R9WtFWGku9I/AAAAAAAAAGc/oQZ9BRNEcIQ/s72-c/het.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry></feed>
